Itchy Arse Keychain - Part of the Petty Collection

I Hope You Always Have an Itchy Arse

Some inconveniences are temporary...

This one follows you everywhere.

Whether you're teasing your best mate, surprising a coworker, or looking for the perfect novelty gift, this cheeky keychain is guaranteed to raise a laugh (and maybe a few eyebrows).

Part of the Petty Collection™ by Naughty NikNaks Co., this design celebrates life's everyday annoyances with a healthy dose of British humour. It's the perfect little gift for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, banter, and being just the right amount of petty.

Clip it to your keys, backpack, handbag, work bag, or lanyard and carry your favourite petty curse wherever you go.

Perfect For:

- Funny gifts for friends

- Coworkers and office gifts

- Secret Santa

- Birthdays

- Stocking fillers

- House keys

- Car keys

- Backpack or bag accessories

- Anyone with a great sense of humour

Features:

- Bold, eye-catching design

- Lightweight and durable

- Metal split ring and chain included

Designed and made by Naughty NikNaks Co.

Part of the Petty Collection™

The Petty Collection™ is a growing range of funny keychains inspired by life's little annoyances.

Discover the rest of the collection, including:

- I Hope You Step on a LEGO

- I Hope Your Socks Are Always Wet

- I Hope You Hit Every Red Light

- I Hope Your Shoelaces Come Untied

New petty designs are added regularly—because there's always another tiny inconvenience worth laughing about.

⚠️ Please Note:

This item is designed for adults with a sense of humor. Due to the language and imagery used in our designs, our products are not intended for children or anyone easily offended.